Pirates

Pirates 2/4/2010 Opening song Come in as pirate with eye patch. Welcome all swashbucklers! Pirate Jokes: [] Q. How much does it cost a pirate to get earrings? A. A Buccaneer!

Q. What is a pirates favorite kind of cookie? A. Ships Ahoy!

Q. What do pirates like to eat? A. BARRRRbecue!

Q. Why are pirates so mean? A. I don't know, they just ARRRRe!

Q. How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? A. An arm and a leg!

Q. Why didn't the pirate get hungry on the desert island? A. Because of all the sand which is there!

Q. Why do pirates carry a bar of soap? A. So, if they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat? A. A Pie Rat!

Q. Why did the pirate's phone go beep, beep, beep? A. Because he left it off the hook!

Q. What's a pirates favorite color? A. Depends on the pirate! A sailor went to sea, sea, sea To see what he could see, see, see But all that he could see, see, see Was the bottom of the deep blue sea, sea, sea (Sing 4 times through. Bring hand to forehead like a salute for each see or sea. Get faster each time and on the 4th time, don’t say sea or see – just salute
 * Read: How I Became a Pirate **by Melinda Long
 * __Sing: A Sailor Went to Sea, Sea, Sea __**
 * Read: The Night Pirates **by Peter Harris
 * Read: Fish Eyes **by Lois Ehlert

5 little fishes swimming at the shore 1 met a shark, and then there were 4 4 little fishes swimming out to sea 1 met a shark, and then there were 3 3 little fishes wondering what to do 1 met a shark, and then there were 2 2 little fishes looking for some fun 1 met a shark, and then there was 1 1 little fish with all his friends gone Went back home to find his mom. . . And that left none!
 * __Five Little Fishes __**
 * Read: Edward and the Pirates **by David McPhail
 * Goodbye Song: Razzama Tazzama **